February 24

I think the cashiers at the Value Village are starting to suspect I'm some kind of serious weirdo, and they are probably right!  I went shopping there again today.  Now what I buy most at Value Village, are essentially props for porn.  I buy anything that looks remotely kinky in the way of lingerie, or retro, or funky or fun.  I buy any shoes that look slutty or exotic.  I buy strands of 49 cent pearls up the whazzoo, I just like -loads- of pearls on naked girls... Then, I buy containers to keep my kinky toys in for BDSM play, I scoop up all kinds of little shiny faux patent leather bags that zip close to keep supplies of color coordinated clothes pegs or clamps or assorted play hardware organized (the Martha Stewart dominatrix mentality - how many of us can easily picture her in that role! "no! fold those towels the other way! twenty lashes!).  Then, I buy any ultra slutty 'stretch' dress I can find for cross dressing clients (and for me for photo shoots) anything that can fit a size 1 to a size 30, and cost under 4 dollars, and make anyone wearing it look like a hooker, is an instant 'must have!' I also like to collect hats, gloves, and I've bought more than a few blindfolds - eye covers to black out light for sleeping, which they -always- have loads in stock.  Then, for sissy maids and houseboys, if I find an outrageous apron, I buy it (I have half a dozen now).  I also have bought oversize white plastic garment bags... to use as body/bondage bags.  I also buy any realistic looking little toy men I find, for making 'giantess' fetish photos.  Then... if all that isn't weird enough, I buy stuffed black cats for dog toys.  Black, because it doesn't show dirty drool on the fun fur, and cats... well, 'cause they're dogs, and it's cute.  They go through stuffies pretty quick, so I buy them often.  Also, most wigs, unless really hideous, are an instant grab.  Mostly, it's lingerie I buy, regardless, I'm pretty sure they think I'm whack-a-doo! The other day I bought a football jersey, thinking it would be fun to wear as a 'cheerleader' role play fetish photo scene.  I wonder if the cashier I bought it from, who recognizes me as a regular, tried to fit it into some story about all the things I buy regularly, how this item that doesn't fit the 'pattern' fits in.  I wonder if the truth, would be stranger than the fiction of the Value Village cashier imaginations.

        

So last night I rolled around on the mattress on the floor with the football jersey, a home made pom pom, and some popcorn, cheering, drinking cola, and trying to make chubby cheerleader loving consumers of porn feel a little nostalgic for their college days.

The skinny chicks can be '10's' my jersey... 11.

There you have it, wig and jersey by Value Village, popcorn, pom poms, and porn, by Leila Raven.  (My spell checker doesn't recognize pom poms, what's up with that?!)

I of course did a foot fetish gallery at the same time I was shooting this one.  I ate popcorn with my toes. I trampled and ate popcorn with my toes.  Mmmm mmm.  The toes I painted blue to color coordinate with my jersey and pom pom.  (It's all about color coordination, we're back to the Martha Stewart/Dominatrix control element again... yes the popcorn must match my hair! I have to be a blonde cheerleader!)  

When I was shopping for it, Wolfe had come with me, and was saying ' are you sure you really want to spend 3 bucks on that?'  Last night, when the shoot was over, he was saying 'ummm, can you leave that on for a while?'

I shot him an irresistible 'I told you so, I have an eye for the *porn* factor'. 

 

Tomorrow I have a local couple coming for a fetish photo shoot, I'm really looking forward to that, I love taking photos.  Too much fun.  I'm hoping they have as much fun in the process that I do.  Because I think the ultimate thing that makes a good photo shoot, and good photos, is not just 'fantasy' but some 'reality' as well, people who have passion for what they are doing, and enjoy doing it.  I enjoy doing it... can you tell?  The popcorn wasn't bad either.

XO
Leila

Give me a CEE, give me an EL, give me an I, give me an EX.. CLIX ME CLIX ME, rah rah rah, clix me CLIX ME! sis boom bah!

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